gaygothur:

Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason

(Source: toadprince)

vampireapologist:

stardustodinson:

vampireapologist:

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

duckbunny:

writer culture is having that one scene that really scratches your id, and being willing to write forty thousand words to get to it.

sneakyfeets:

I don’t know why people are so excited for remakes of old Pokemon games because I’m sorry but this new thing where they add cutscenes and facial expressions into everything honestly ruins the games I would rather play the old ones where I can just speed through that shit with smashing A and get back to training Pokemon than watch Hau or May go through all ranges of human emotion for 5 minutes every time we meet

sbfp-ooc:

Matt: We need to find more sub-stories that involve children.

Pat: And pornography.

Matt: Yes. As two separate entities.